{"product_id":"i-sprinkle-this-stuff-on-everything-funny-anxiety-possum-graphic-t-shirt","title":"I Sprinkle This Stuff On Everything | Funny Anxiety Possum Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eSprinkle a Little Chaos Everywhere. 🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eMeet your new favorite conversation starter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eThis adorable possum has absolutely no intention of keeping its anxiety to itself. 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However, if there’s ever an issue with your order — such as a misprint, damage, or defect — please get in touch with us right away. We’re happy to review the situation and resolve it promptly. 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